Pure Storage | Introducing M

SCRIPT VFX PROPS / WARDROBE AUDIO
MAGICIAN:
Hi, sorry I’m late. I’m Mo…Mo the Magnificent.
  Rack, //m array, cloth on rack. Magician wardrobe  
PURE REP:
Oh…uh…hi.
     
PURE REP:
Now? (to camera) Hello! I’m here…or, I guess, we’re here to introduce you to the new FlashArray//m from Pure Storage. It’s the our next generation of all-flash array innovation. You might be wondering what the ‘m’ stands for? Well, first of all it’s for —
     
MAGICIAN:
Magic!
  Flowers  
PURE REP:                                                     

 — um, no. I was going to say Mmmighty performance. There’s nothing really ‘magic’ about it. Pure Storage engineers have designed and built it to be 50% faster than the previous FlashArray —

     
MAGICIAN:
MATH – emagical!
Keyed out flying dove. Fake dove. Bird flapping.
PURE REP:
Right. With the latest Intel Haswell processors and internal PCI NVMe networking, they’ve achieved breakthrough performance and delivered all the advanced software services built-in. 
     
MAGICIAN:
You won’t. Believe. Your…
Smoke bomb. smoke/steam   Small poof/explosion.
MAGICIAN:
…eyes! Oh. Dah!…Stinging.
     
PURE REP:
Well, you will believe your eyes when you’ve seen its modular scale and flexibility. 
     
MAGICIAN:
Magnificent!
  Handkerchiefs  
PURE REP:
No need to worry about getting locked-in to an appliance design. 
     
MAGICIAN:
Mystifying!
     
PURE REP:
The //m can expand online up to ½ Petabyte usable, and the chassis-based design makes the controllers and drives completely upgradable to improve performance and density over time.
     
MAGICIAN:
The Mysteries! of time…
     
PURE REP:
Nope, nothing mysterious. In fact, we’re excited to present…
     
MAGICIAN:
Oh, wait! Can you hang on a sec?
Lights go out
smoke
Boombox, smoke machine.

Breaker switch off. Drumroll

PURE REP:
We’re proud to present…
     
MAGICIAN:
Mammoth!
     
PURE REP:
Many years of hard work.
     
MAGICIAN:
Monumental!
     
PURE REP:
Well, no it’s actually…
     
MAGICIAN:
And HERE it is!
  Pulls cloth down

Cloth

PURE REP:
The //m is also for “mini” which means we’ve made it ultra-dense and packed 120TB of usable flash in 3U…
     
MAGICIAN:
More like ‘miniscule’
     
PURE REP:
…it uses less than 1 kw of power – about the same as a toaster oven – and it connects up with only 6 cables.
     
MAGICIAN:
Are you sure that…It’s so small.
     
PURE REP:
It may look small, but it’s big on the inside. And simple too, Pure engineers have built simplicity into every aspect of the //m.
     
MAGICIAN:
(surprised, to someone off camera) Really? This is the…? —
     
PURE REP:
Only one unit to rack and tool-less replacement of all parts without downtime,
     
                                                           
PURE REP:
Plus all new cloud-based management and support that frees up your time and resources. The FlashArray//m delivers real IT and business transformation… 

     
MAGICIAN:
Did someone say “Transformation?”
Dang it! I’ve GOT to work on those.
 Wow, that thing is pretty Magnificent.
     

Manage from Anywhere

SCRIPT BG/VFX PROPS / WARDROBE

AUDIO

PURE REP:
Everything has become mobile these days. So why not monitor storage from anywhere?
White stage    
MAGICIAN:
Hey.
   
PURE REP:
Oh…hi again.
   
PURE REP (cont.):
So, (to camera) if I want to check-on my storage first thing
in the morning —
   
PURE REP (cont.):
— I can. No problem. Or I can —
     
PURE REP (cont.):
— check performance to let my DBA know that the application issue
he’s dealing with is (as he types) not…my…fault. I can check the status of replication to Tokyo… —
     
PURE REP (cont.):
…in a quick tap.
     
PURE REP (cont.):
(into phone) Hello. Yes. Got it. Thanks for the heads-up. (he ends call) Pure Storage support will let me know before I even realize it that a drive has failed, my array has automatically re-built, and a replacement is coming tomorrow. And before my exhausting day is done, I can —
     
PURE REP (cont.):
— check on growth to finalize next year’s storage budget for the CFO. And after all is said and done —
     
PURE REP (cont.):
— I check my storage one last time. From anywhere. (pause)
     
PURE REP (cont.):
No matter how awkward. (to Magician) It’s getting late.
     
PURE REP (cont.):
(whisper) You need to go home now.